tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post3478973935742495058..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: 'I don't like the smell...'Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-1344111538255105062010-10-09T03:33:17.295+01:002010-10-09T03:33:17.295+01:00Ah, the wonders of our super-efficient border cont...Ah, the wonders of our super-efficient border controls.<br /><br />They're too busy watching for smokers bringing their stash home to worry about getting anything else right.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-31708940081747093202010-10-08T03:56:59.577+01:002010-10-08T03:56:59.577+01:00I'm all for segregating lorries into a seperat...I'm all for segregating lorries into a seperate terminal.<br /><br />Me and me mate Terry were headed for Spain on our motorbikes; the matelots at Dover slapped a sticker <b><i>"CAL"</i></b> on our 'bikes, made us wait till last to board on a very cold March evening. It was only when we got to the cafeteria and found the menu was in some sort of Scandinavian that we discovered that the ferry was commercial only and headed for Bergan. Now I have nothing against Norway but on 'bikes in winter? No thanks.<br /><br />We only just managed to pursuade the purser that it was "all their fault" and get the bow lowered to disembark.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-86146985168499872012010-10-08T01:30:58.412+01:002010-10-08T01:30:58.412+01:00He can't be fined. That would force him to ass...He can't be fined. That would force him to associate with the law of the plebs and that would be against his superhuman rights, innit?<br /><br />Cruises don't matter to me. A holiday which costs a fortune and on which I can't relax with a smoke? It's a Spock moment.<br /><br />(That is illogical, Captain.)Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-75757677735642642572010-10-07T19:33:49.525+01:002010-10-07T19:33:49.525+01:00As I recall, his Lordship also doesn't bother ...As I recall, his Lordship also doesn't bother to buy train tickets if it means queuing at the ticket office alongside the sweaty masses.<br /><br />I can't remember if he was fined. I can only hope so.Dave H.noreply@blogger.com